Ultra's Brain dump What would UltraL0rd do?

11Aug/100

BP Coffee Spill (Worse than the Oil spill)

So you think BP handled the oil spill badly? You ain't seen nothing yet!
Watch how they struggle with this Coffee spill! Not even Kevin Costner can help them!

21Jul/100

Sangoma on Gumtree make you strong like Ox

TBH, I think this is some guy taking the mickey out of all those horrible flyers people dish out to you at the robot..
Either way, it is funny as hell!

24Jun/100

The Vuvuzela hater Collection

This morning my bro sends me a link about Doom and Vuvuzela's.. I'm like sweet.. Lets tweet this...

While later the guys @ eGamer hops onto my tweet and posts it here : http://egamer.co.za/2010/06/this-is-what-doom-would-be-like-with-a-vuvuzela-video/

Then about 30mins ago Kotaku catch wind of eGamer's post (which was my tweet from my brothers link) and posts it here : http://kotaku.com/5571540/

This all got me thinking, and so I've decided to post the top anti-vuvuzela vid/pics around..

Enjoy :D

Vuvuzela, brings more pwnage than the BFG!

The vuvuzela guy cheers for everything!

The real reason Zidane lost it

Mom.. Dad... I have to s......bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Vuvuzela In B

And My bow... And my VUVUZELA... Wait! That isn't part of the script

23Jun/100

Game Over Frenchies.. Game Over!!

Game Over Frenchies.. Game Over

23Jun/102

Hitler doesn’t like Vuvuzela’s either!

Seems like I'm not the only one :D
Who's with me?

Btw, it is okay to agree with Hitler on this one. I mean, we are talking about Vuvuzela's here!

28Apr/100

It’s guys like this that give WoW players a bad name….

Unfortunately because of guys like the guy in these vids, people think that all WoW players are super fail cakes who eat all day, stare at pics of semi-clad women stuck up above their beds, and do this all inside their little fort that is guarded by a serious warning notice that reads something to the lines of : "HERE I RULE!" .. (OOOOOoooo.. so scared...)

ARG >< NERDS....

Anyways, it is funny as hell.. enjoy

Francis Gets His Warcraft Account Hacked (Wow, World of Warcraft)

Francis is upset about the Celestial Steed Mount in the blizzard store

23Apr/100

Official Fifa World Cup 2010 T-shirts for all tourists

With Malema being such a fail cake, I'm guessing it is the only safe thing left to do..

Don't kill the tourist..

9Apr/100

ANC tune Malema on his behavior( FINALLY )

The ANC has issued a statement about ANCYL President Julius Malema's widely condemned actions during a press conference.

The ANC strongly condemns the behaviour of ANC Youth League President, cde Julius Malema, towards a BBC TV journalist, John Fisher (sic), at yesterday (April, 07, 2010) ANC Youth League press briefing. The aggressive and insultive behaviour to the said journalist that culminated with Mr Fisher walking out of the Youth League press briefing cannot be condoned at all.

The unfortunate outburst by cde Julius Malema did not only reflect negatively on him, but also reflected negatively on the ANC YL, the entire ANC family, our Alliance partners as well as South Africa in the eyes of the international community.

The behaviour in question, by the ANC YL president is not in keeping with the culture and traditions as well as conduct of a cadre and leader of the ANC.

Blah blah blah blah blah

It goes on to say that they will arrange an "urgent" meeting where the ANC will address these issues.

1) I doubt this meeting will ever happen
2) Malema will still be ANC YL president come next month, and the month after....etc

I'm sure he, like Bob Mugabe (who he seems to Idolize) have the cockroach gene in them which makes them resistant to just about everything (including common sense).

Have a good laugh at how Malema fails at life : http://www.ultralord.za.net/2010/04/08/julius-vs-visagie-location-the-news-room/.

8Apr/100

Julius vs Visagie. Location : the news room

So Julius Malema and Visagie  decided that today was the day the news crew got a bit of backlash.

Check out these two trying to out do the other in attacking news reporters..

(To be fair to Visagie, the lady was asking really stupid questions)

Malema also said the following :

This is not a newsroom, this is a revolutionary house. Don't come here with that white tendency. You can do it somewhere else, do it somewhere else. If you have a tendency of undermining blacks you can do it somewhere else

and

You are a small boy, you can't do anything. Go out, bastard, go out. You bloody agent,